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Dear Fuzz,
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26th-Oct-2006 08:23 pm(no subject)
Dear Horatio, Nacho and Sportacus..

I know you guys love eachother but please, stop play boxing at 3am and screaming at eachother for the sake of it. you guys have a lot of toys, they cost me a lot of money. stop ignoring them.


24th-Jul-2006 07:31 am(no subject)
Cutest.  Icon.  Ever.
Dear Vincent,

I know you like to romp (loudly) about your cage, and it's very cute when you do it, but if you could refrain from doing it at 6:00 in the morning all the time, I'd be very much obliged.

Dear Reno,

I'm not sure if it's you or Vinny who is knocking over the food dishes (when they're still full) all the time, but I sort of have a feeling that it's you... might I suggest that it's probably not be the best idea in the world to do that, heh.

I love both of you and will miss you that week that I'm gone next month, but I've got somebody all set to take care of you... be nice to her and behave ;)

Love, Mom
18th-Jul-2006 11:16 pm(no subject)
dear penelope,

i miss you. you're still my darling girl, even though i haven't been able to see you while i'm here at school. i'm glad the vet says you look much better, and please keep putting on weight, as i hate to see you waste away under all that beautiful hair.

rosie and sally send many wheeks and their fuzzy love, and say that they look forward to you hopefully joining the herd here at school soon (as long as you don't mind putting up with their teen pig shenanigans of course.) when i get back we'll have another picnic, i promise. see you soon...

4th-Jul-2006 08:42 pm(no subject)
Dear Nala,

You haven't "drrrred" at me in a day and a half. You're being civil to Pepper. You have even stopped giving me the meh, I'm depressed look. I hope you believe that had I known you had mites before I would have treated you ages ago. And here I thought you just liked Daddy better and wad depressed because he decided to leave. Well guess what dear? We're on our own now, and you're going to have to be satisfied with me and me only til the next time a man who likes you comes around. In the meantime, I hope we can finally learn to love each other.

Not that that would be difficult, cause everybody loves you. The people at the vet can't stop raving at how derned cute you are, with your little cowlicks.

Love, Mommy

Dear Lilly,

Just keep on being you, sweet girl. You aren't the brightest pig to ever live, but you are incredibly sweet.

Love, Mommy

Dear Pepper,

You've been here for three weeks now. I love you so much, and so does everyone else you meet. They compliment your long silky fur and your calmness. I hope you and Nala continue to get along, but for gosh sakes, stick up for yourself will you? Nala needs to be put in her place sometimes.

Love, Mommy
2nd-Jun-2006 06:30 am(no subject)
death of rats
Dear Gizmo,

Please stop trying to stick your head into the vacuum while I'm cleaning the cage. I'm relatively certain it won't end well.

22nd-May-2006 07:01 pm(no subject)
Dear Lucrisha

Stop peeing all over my skirt.
Squirt for your usual target of the crotch of Daddy's jeans.

Love Mom
30th-Apr-2006 11:00 am - *sigh*
death of rats
Dear Gizmo,

The water does not kill you, it makes you clean. If you do not want to go into the water, please for not to be sleeping in your own urine.

30th-Dec-2005 10:45 am - Murdering Humans = Not Nice
mel, me
Dear Molly,

I know you're angry that we're not at my parents' house where you had full free range run of an entire house for 2 weeks. You did a good job expressing that with all the thumping since we got back yesterday. (I wish I could give you more space, but I'm a student living in a student house right now. I'll definitely be taking you into consideration when I get an apartment in the middle of next year.)

However, the lack of space does not justify attempting to murder me by strategically moving a hanger I had hanging on your cage to impale me while I'm vacuuming around your cage. I also don't appreciate you giving me the bunny vulture look and laughing with your eyes when you see you've caused me great pain with your murder attempt. It reminds me too much of that "when you die, I will eat your face" radio commercial about what cats are really saying when they're meowing at you. o_O

Your rather disturbed and frightened bunny slave,
11th-Dec-2005 10:37 pm(no subject)
9 more days till you get to come home to mommy boys. I know your anxious and theres 11 ferts in one cage but Marsha can only do so much. Shes a real doll for taking you four in. Only another nine days, mommy has been waitting for two months, hang in there and be strong. Im as anxious as you four are.
<3333 Love Mommy
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